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Founder of Niche Architectural Satire Site Inundated with Job Offers, Dates
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Founder of Niche Architectural Satire Site Inundated with Job Offers, Dates

Shäron Löm, founder of niche architectural satire site Pespokey, was completely overwhelmed by her inbox on Monday morning. Her Gmail was full of job offers from top architectural firms as well as requests for dates from a series of celebrities and other hot people after they stumbled upon Pespokey. “Who would have thought that making dumb jokes … Continue reading

Stuff You Found On The Floor That Could Probably Pass As A Concept Model
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Stuff You Found On The Floor That Could Probably Pass As A Concept Model

Crap! You spent your entire week watching every single one of Tom Hanks’ movies and now you don’t have any of those models due tomorrow. Not to worry, these items scattered around your bedroom floor could probably pass as concept models: Finished Toilet Roll This finished toilet roll evokes perfectly the relationship you want between … Continue reading

New Season of <i>Grand Designs</i> to Consist Solely of Kevin McCloud Berating Rich White Couples
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New Season of Grand Designs to Consist Solely of Kevin McCloud Berating Rich White Couples

The seventeenth season of popular homebuilding show Grand Designs is to consist solely of Kevin McCloud berating rich white couples. Unlike previous seasons, there will be no footage of actual houses or their construction, with McCloud and the network opting for a more stripped-back viewing experience. Instead, white couples will simply take turns to sit in front of … Continue reading

Get a Good Grade with these Feng Shui Tips for Furniture Placement in Drawings
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Get a Good Grade with these Feng Shui Tips for Furniture Placement in Drawings

Good grades are definitely the most important thing in architecture school. Nothing else matters! And as everyone knows, the secret to good grades in architecture school is not hard work but a good knowledge of Chinese geomancy. With the following tips, even the most useless architecture student can benefit from the flow of ch’i straight into … Continue reading

Reviewers Just Don’t Have the Heart to Tell Student Their Work is Absolute Shit
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Reviewers Just Don’t Have the Heart to Tell Student Their Work is Absolute Shit

An awkward silence concluded an anonymous architecture student’s crit on Tuesday, with all three reviewers and other spectators knowing fully well their work was absolute shit. Visiting architect Tamsin Singh was the first to break the uncomfortable silence, “You’ve used a lovely font,” she said to the oblivious student. “They looked like they were going to … Continue reading