An awkward silence concluded an anonymous architecture student’s crit on Tuesday, with all three reviewers and other spectators knowing fully well their work was absolute shit. Visiting architect Tamsin Singh was the first to break the uncomfortable silence, “You’ve used a lovely font,” she said to the oblivious student. “They looked like they were going to … Continue reading
The only thing sexier than an architecture student is, well, pretty much anything, but especially an architecture school dropout. Here are 5 ways to make your exit as seductive as a future in architecture once was: 1. Cry A Lot There’s nothing sexier than a glistening student who’s completely given up on everything. Get that drenched look by … Continue reading
Auckland, New Zealand – Architecture student Lisa Meru was found once again faking sympathy for her friend Carol Sanders, as she expressed worry over her law student workload. “God, she just would not shut up about all her readings and essays. The whole time she was talking I was just thinking of my last crit … Continue reading
Despite the best efforts of fifth year student Sheryl Lau, her attempts at holding her life together using a 25mm foldback bulldog clip are failing. Although Lau only has a few responsibilities and lives a pretty cruisy life, her general ineptitude and crippling laziness makes the most basic of tasks alongside a demanding Master’s degree … Continue reading
A rubbish skip has been voted the best place to study architecture, beating contenders such as The AA, The Bartlett and Victoria University of Wellington. A questionnaire surveyed over 9000 architecture students across 45 different countries, with questions covering academic resources, studio culture and mental health. 95% of the responses were overwhelmingly in support of the rubbish skip instead … Continue reading
Whether you’re bluffing your way through a Master’s degree, scrambling to finish an essay, or have a client presentation in a few hours, these fonts are perfect for masking your general ineptitude. Read on to harness the power of typography to convince others that you know what’s going on even though you really, really don’t! Continue reading
Architecture student Timothy Greenberg shocked and disgusted his studiomates yesterday by actually doing work, several sources confirm. In an unprecendented move, Greenberg was seen starting a new CAD file, reading journal articles, and stringing thread around nails for a model. Caley Fowler, who was sitting near Greenberg and respectfully using her time in the studio … Continue reading
